“England is under threat of invasion, and though we be on the far side of the world, this ship is our home. This ship, is England. So it’s every hand to his rope or gun, quick’s the word and sharp’s the action.” – Capt. Jack Aubrey, Master and Commander
Details
- 100% Polyester
- Adjustable Strap
- Party Captain Embroidered Patch
- Gold embroider and filigree
- Increases sense of entitlement by 68%
Benefits
- Confers right to commandeer any vessel or skiff in vicinity.
- Entitles wearer to command of any and all fiestas within 3 nautical miles.
- Adjustable, so it fits even the largest of heads.
- Keeps your hair dry in a squall (that’s a rain storm for you land lubbers).