- Chestnut colored wood handle houses Smathers & Branson’s signature needlepoint
- Stainless steel opener
- Hidden magnet
- Opens every bottle your heart desires.
Benefits
- Ever notice how shy Harvard grads get when you ask them where they went to college? It’s adorable. Or annoying. Or both.
- Anyway, this bottle opener is a nice end-around for that Ivy League guilt, as it advertises the distinguished alma mater without actually saying it out loud. And in a drinking environment. Double trouble!
- Natalie Portman. That is all.